（由lqzhang78发表）on the first day of our history lesson,our professor assigned five chapters on civil rights.the next day,the professor asked one of my classmates to name ten civil rights.But the student made no response and the professor asked to name five civil rights.the student still made no response and the irritated professor said "ok now please name one civil right you got as a civilian."my classmates then said I had the right to remain silent.
another one
at an marketing lesson,the professon listed on the blackboard the forces affecting an international elevator company,such as political climate,import quotas etc.then he asked if anyone could name more.a student sitting at the back of the classroom shouted"gravity,sir"
an american and a japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to la when the american turned to the japanese and asked, "what kind of 'ese' are you?"
the japanese confused, replied, "sorry, but i don't understand what you mean."
the american repeated, "what kind of 'ese' are you?" again, the japanese was confused over the question. the american, now irritated, loudly repeated, "jeez, how tough is this -- what kind of 'ese' are you? are you
chinese or japanese or vietnamese . . . ?
the japanese gentleman replied, "oh, i see. i'm japanese."
"well, ok, now we're getting somewhere," the american said.
a little while later, the japanese man asked, "excuse me, but what kind of 'key' are you?"
"what? what the hell do you mean?" the irritated american answered.
"you know, a monkey or a donkey or just a typical yankee?"
（由jenson发表）：
每日笑一笑1
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn’t his fault. Why, they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
每日笑一笑2：
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
（由zbz发表）：Why Does It Rain on the Road?
little tom and his father were having a walk in the courtry when it suddenly began to rain very hard．they were soon very wet．“why does it rain，dad？it isn’t very nice，is it？”“no，it isn’t very nice，but it’s very useful，tom．”answered his father，“it rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us，and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep．”tom thought about this for a few seconds and then said：“then，why does it rain on the road，dad？”
以下是引用KittyJ在2003-1-10 16:18:48的发言： （由jeson发表）：
每日笑一笑1
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn’t his fault. Why, they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
每日笑一笑2：
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, “What’s the meaning of the word ‘Drunk’, dad?”
“Well, my son,” his father replied, “look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”
“But, dad,” the boy said, “there’s only ONE policeman!”
A boy bought a two penny loaf at a baker’s. He found it smaller than usual. He said to the baker: “Don’t you think this loaf is smaller than usual?”
“Oh, never mind,” answered the baker, “You’ll have the less to carry.” “Quite right,” said the boy, and laid down one penny on the counter. Just as he was leaving the shop, the baker called him, “Hi! You haven’t give me the price of the loaf.” “Oh, never mind,” said the boy kindly, “You’ll have the less to count.”
发表于 2003-1-10 16:07:00
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