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好，现在大家一起看。。 **Hey baby. Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
**Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!
**Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
**I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
**I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
**Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
**Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
**Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
**Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
**My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....
**That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
**I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. (Good one!)
**I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker" around with.
**You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
**Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
**I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
**I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
**Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
**If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
**Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
**If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
**If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
**Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
**The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.
**Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
**Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
**Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
**You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
**The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
**Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
**Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
**I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
**I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
**If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
**You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. | 
发表于 2005-1-28 13:44:29
