A joke a day!

KittyJ

也来个小笑话：）
   
An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" and told his students to punctuate it.

The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."  
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lqzhang78

another one
at an marketing lesson,the professon listed on the blackboard the forces affecting an international elevator company,such as political climate,import quotas etc.then he asked if anyone could name more.a student sitting at the back of the classroom shouted"gravity,sir"